Posted by Janice 9:46 AM
Work of Steven Wright:
- - Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film.
- - If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain.
- - Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
- - A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
- - To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
My fave?
"My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."